O mail que fez Lucy Gao famosa

Ler de baixo para cima., os comentários que as pessoas foram fazendo estão a cores. E a cadeia de mails que se seguiu...

This is nuts, I can't believe it. some crazy intern at Citibank in new york (might I stress intern) sent out this email, so far its gone round the world, to several different banks. Thot its' kinda joke (coz she's a joke) but here at the pictures as evidence.....

Jeanne Chow, CAIA
Associate Director
Investment Management Association of Singapore

-----Original Message-----
From: Goh, Szewei
Sent: Friday, September 01, 2006 5:27 PM
To: Jeanne Chow; Jasmine Tiw; Jenny Chong; Jose Fung; Karweng Loo; Lim Koh Sang
Subject: FW: Party photos for perspective.....

Lucy,

On behalf of everyone who works in finance in New York City, including the leading investment banks - Goldman, Morgan, Merrill, CSFB, Citi and UBS - as well as all the leading hedge funds and private equity shops, we'd like to congratulate you on becoming a world-wide celebrity (as you may see from the below). We are also hearing positive things about you from our respective Hong Kong offices.

We'd like to invite you to a party in your honor at the Ritz in New York.
(We have one here too) Don't worry, we will arrive precisely on time, and stand in strict regimented formation until the photos have been taken and processed. Please read ALL the following and ensure strict compliance for your party in New York:

We are expanding the dress code to allow both ascots and ties for gentleman.

Bad taste will be allowed for ladies if skirts are short enough and tops are low enough.

Arrival times in increments of 15 minutes are too imprecise; we are revising these to 4 minute intervals.

We are expanding the gift-giving period by 45 minutes so that we may all lavish you with more gifts of greater extravagance

People are permitted to change the wording of "I am here for Lucy's Birthday Party at the Rivoli Bar", but only if approved in advance.

Please call my mobile 212 555 2897 and my manservant can address any questions you have.

We look forward to the favor of your reply,

Your colleagues in finance from around the world

----- Forwarded by Michael J BUSH/HBEU/HSBC on 25/08/2006 08:41 -----

To: Chris DULEWICZ/IBEU/HSBC,Michael J BUSH/HBEU
Subject Fw: Classy interns

Entity: Investment Banking Europe - IBEU

Please see below and start from the bottom...sigh...I see some recipients work in our dear institution...

I would like to invite everyone to the Whetherspoon's pub tonight.

Group arrival times are listed below:

HSBC: 8pm

Morgan Stanley: 8:15pm

Other assorted brokerages: 8:30

Drinking will commence at 9pm and finish at 11:15 pm, with a break at 10pm for smoking and playing on the fruit machines. There will be a short period after the photos (see below) for some fighting.

STRICT DRESS CODE:
Gentlemen: Jeans (ripped/ragged), t-shirts (preferrably FCUK), un-tucked shirts with a St George's Cross on the front.

Ladies: Skirt (short), trousers (one size too small for the wearer), top (cropped).

Advice 1: It goes without saying that the more upper-class you dress, the less likely you will be allowed entry. Advice 2: Photos will be taken between 11:15pm to 11:30pm, and these will be distributed once processed, therefore you may want to do a 'mooner' or practise your projectile vomitting.

----- Forwarded by Stella Leong/SF/LON/F-I on 08-24-2006 14:54 -----
To Carmen Cheng
08-24-2006

Subject FW: Beware interns, you do not want to do this.

This is true, she'got a real email address the most famous girl in all the city and canary wharf!

----- Forwarded by Onur Tanrikulu/GB/ABNAMRO/NL on 24/08/2006 14:07

To:"Strudwick, Adam [CIR]"
Subject FW: Beware interns, you do not want to do this.

Citigroup interns are quite flash these days!

From: Meyer, Elizabeth Jane [CIB-HR]
Sent: 24 August 2006 09:15
To: Tobie Mann; Heini Souminen; Kupor, Aletta; Majanen, Paula
Subject: FW:

Oh my god! Read from the bottom! Its gone not only to EVERYONE in citi but i've just been told by my boss its gone all over the banks and they're all laughing about it.

From: Spencer, Emma [CIB-HR]
Sent: 23 August 2006 18:13
To: Harker, John [CIB-HR]; Nagy, Chrissie [CIB-HR]; Patterson, Jarrod [CIB-HR]

As previously discussed.... maybe we need to revisit the intern selection criteria, I think the emphasis on control may be too high!

From: Rehman, Heidy [CIR]
Sent: 18 August 2006 11:52
To: Parkes, Tracy [CIR]; Doyle, Marcia [CIR]
Subject: FW: Details and instructions for Lucy's Ritz Party

You have to read this.....from the intern working on the property team - I can hardly contain myself!

From: Stewart, Catherine [CIR]
Sent: 18 August 2006 11:48
To: Rehman, Heidy [CIR]
Subject: FW: Details and instructions for Lucy's Ritz Party

... I don't like to spread things... I feel quite bad really - but you just HAVE to read this....

From: Plemic, Maria [CIB-EQTY]
Sent: 18 August 2006 11:28
To: Stewart, Catherine [CIR]
Subject: FW: Details and instructions for Lucy's Ritz Party

Cathy, do you know this girl below...Lucy? Think she is in research. This is outrageous, read the invite!!!!!!!!!

-----Original Message-----
From: Gao, Lucy [CIR]
Sent: 16 August 2006 12:53
To: Curwen, Phoebe Sarah [CIB-GTS]; Olea, Ovidiu [CIB-GTS];Brennan,Paul1 [CIB-GTS]; Cartwright, Nick James Peter [CIB-GTS]; Casey, Krystal [CIB-CRRM]; Croatto, Marco [CIB-GTS]; Gayeva, Ulyana [CIB-GTS]; Jensen, Kim [CIB-GTS]; Lvov, Nikolay [CIB-GBKG]; Seugnet, Sophie [CIB-GTS]; Spencer, Harry Belford [CIB-GTS]; Andrews, Edward John [CIB-GBKG]; Schwarz, Daniel Christopher [CIB-FI]; Seugnet, Sophie [CIB-GTS]; Zhuk, Dmitry [CIR]; Chinelato, Marcelo [CIB-GBKG]; Moratti, Andrea [CIB-FI]; Butler, Rachel Louise [CIB-FI]; Lin, Jingjing [CIR]

Cc: 'Theodore Kyriacou'; Choi, Alan [CIB-GBKG]; 'Gill, Sanampreet'; 'Entwisle, Sunita (IBK EMEA)'
Subject: Details and instructions for Lucy's Ritz Party

Dear Friends,

Thank you for all your replies and I am glad all of you can come this Friday to celebrate my 21st with me. Please read ALL the following to ensure your entry into the Ritz.

Lucy's 21st Birthday Party at The Ritz Hotel London

Friday, 18th of August
9pm Champagne Reception
10pm Photo Shoots
10:30pm Blowing Candles

Mid-night Pangaea, Mayfair

I have arranged the Ritz to host a Champagne Reception with a selection of Ritz Champagne for all my guests, this will be on me so please come and indulge.

A specially made birthday cake has also been ordered and the Ritz waiters will kindly serve you each a generous slice with Ritz cutleries, etc...also on me.

INSTRUCTIONS FOR ENTRY:

· When you arrive, take the Hotel entry on the opposite side of the Green Park tube station [Please refer to your arrival time at the end of this email]

· When asked "how can I help you Sir/Madame?", you reply "I am
· here for Lucy's Birthday Party at the Rivoli Bar"

· You will be escorted to the lounge area next to the Rivoli bar, where you will hopefully see a gorgeous group of ladies.

If you experience any issues getting in or getting to the Ritz, please call my mobile on 07782 205 450 and my Personal Assistant Ms Gill will kindly deal with your queries between 8:30pm to 10pm.

STRICT DRESS CODE:

Gentlemen: Jacket, shirt, and please also bring a tie (no jeans, trainers, flip-flops, polo-shirts)
Ladies: skirt/top, cocktail dress (no denim, min-skirts, flip-flips, bad tastes)

Advice 1: It goes without saying that the more upper-class you dress, the less likely you shall be denied entry.

Advice 2: Photos will be taken between 10pm to 10:30pm, and these will be distributed once processed, therefore you may want to be well-groomed! ;)

Finally...
I will be accepting cards and small gifts between 9pm to 11pm... hehehe

I very much look forward to seeing you all at the Ritz this Friday. Lucy

ARRIVAL TIMES: [Please stick to these as best as you can, thank you]
9:00pm: Lucy, Sophie Sandner, Kajai, Mandeep, Preet, Sanami, Su, Lisa, Kate.
9:15pm: Phoebe, Sophie Seugnet, Theo, Dmitry, Ed, Nikolay, Paul, Nick, Harry.
9:30pm: Marco, Andrea, Jess, Ovi, Yuki, Olga, Kim, Marcelo, Ulyana, Krystal, Dan.
9:45pm: Sunita, Alan, JingJing, Emma.
10:00pm: Anthony, Rachel, Roger, Uli, Yogi, Gharzi

Lucy Gao
Citigroup Real Estate Equity Research
4th Floor, Citigroup Centre (CGC1)
25 Canada Square, London E14 5LB
Email: lucy.gao@citigroup.com